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Issue One
THE DEBUT THAT ROCKED THE CAMPUS

Published on February 21, 2000

NEWSFLASH: The Weekly returns, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: The return of McMillan, Whitt Watch: 'This bathroom's closed', Suicide contemplation on campus escalates, Chapel racism?, Collegian Corrections: The Fabulous Four, The Male surprise



Issue Two

SUPER-GIGANTOR APRIL FOOL'S ISSUE

Published on April 3, 2000

Final Answer? Kugel Pt.1, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: The Randle Factor, Temporary Walkway Receives Praise From Students, Whittington Hall freezes over, Cafeteria cup catastrophe:, An Alarming Problem, "Bored" Games, Update: CSC 114, The WW Top Ten: Budget solutions, Campus Survival Guide: Asia Minor, Whitt Watch: "Where's the stash?", Weekly staff exposed!



Issue Three

MUCH CONTROVERSY

Published on April 20, 2000

A TRIBUTE TO TOM WASHBURN, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: Fresh-a-pepper, Joint SGA body votes "no confidence", Staff of Whitt Weekly resigns, Beware the Deli Nazi, Water notice shocker, Collegian Corrections: Serious issues?, Whitt Watch: "Kiss my bass", Campus Guide: Chrestman Hall



Issue Four
END OF YEAR EDITION: LIFE DURING DEAD WEEK

Published on May 12, 2000

Final Answer? Kugel Pt.2, Jennings "hangman" incident, "Hit me baby five more times", Update: Temporary Walkway Abolished, Whitt Watch: "Why don't you slide?", Another administration cover-up?, Campus acclaim



Issue Five
WELCOME WEEK / END OF SUMMER WRAP-UP

Published on September 1, 2000

MC-Millsaps rivalry reaches new level, ATM machine installed on campus, Campus pickle solved, Office of Public Safety now online, Budget cuts water down campus, Office of Bursar takes power, Ad: COLOGNE-AT-A-TOUCH



Issue Six

WE'RE BACK

Published on December 5, 2000

New Men's Nautical Disaster, Baptist Nudists take over Healthplex, Two scoops of Clay, Scholarship donors welcome, MNM: The Temperature Controversy, Collegian Corrections: Students surprised by new word in vocabulary, Gettin' hazy with it, "Blood drive", Collegian Corrections: Editors fail to "find" error



Issue Seven

IT'S NEAT TO BE ONE! / 
175 YEARS? PIECE OF CAKE!

Published on February 6, 2001

One year strong, That's some hard Liqueur, Special Report: The Convocation, Chapel speaker shares students' enthusiasm, BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Lizzie Fortenberry, Faculty Spotlight archive



Issue Eight
OH HOW
ELL THE YEARS GO BY

Published on April 12, 2001

Spring Fever runs rampant, The search for E.Z. Mac, Male dorm sign-up becomes marathon, Karl Moore responds, Tribesman blunders,BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Lizzie Fortenberry



Issue Nine

HAIL TO THE CHIEF?

Published on September 25, 2001

WORLD EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Archbishop Dmitri endorsed for college president, Sun sets on New Dawn, E.Z. Mac replacement, The Battle for Provine, P-O-W: Students sport new third strap, Campus maintenance crew on Family Day



Issue Ten

BEWARE THE MONKEY!

Published on January 29, 2002

FACULTY SPOTLIGHT: Bryson and Mahaffey, CHAPEL SHOCKER! God rebukes students for bizarre dating trends, Retro panda bear lets loose at ST Mystery Date, P-O-W: Guess the color of this ugly car, BABE OF THE WEEKLY: Julie Price, News Briefs: Orthodox refute takeover reports...



Issue XI
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

ONE YEAR LATER: Katrina loots campus,Black Eyed Peas to perform at SGA Cram Jam?, Open dorms cancellation puts Informal proposal in jeapordy, REPORT: Whittington Hall Riot Night, Students sync daily schedule to Switchfoot, P-O-T-W: Vehicles "jockey" for position

 

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