School sign used for fundraising
financial aid dwindles for students all over campus, many have been dismayed
to find their scholarships reduced even further for the current academic
term. No need to fear, however, as campus administration officials have
been doing everything in their power to continue raising the funds necessary
to compensate for earlier budget mishaps.
Recently, our college’s sign (which, due to
road construction is now even closer to New Prospect street) has become
the latest vehicle in the Choctaw cry for “moolah.” Just this past week,
a message was posted on the sign that read: WELCOME SCHOLARSHIP DONORS.
However, that staff of the Whittington Weekly has discovered
the original intent was to place the word “WELCOME” last, after “SCHOLARSHIP
DONORS.” We have provided an
exclusive picture of what the sign may have
looked like had the message not been curbed at the
last minute. Apparently, many administration
members thought that using the sign blatantly to
petition the public for donations would have
been too “obvious.” Thankfully, there are many
observers around who have been able to decipher
the original meaning by reading between the
lies, er lines. -- Grandmaster
article was intended for parody purposes only.
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