They won't tell you THIS stuff on Preview Day...

Sometimes, truth is stranger -- and often funnier, than fiction. The following stories are real, experienced within the chaotic walls of Whittington Hall. Baffling tales of horror, intrigue, and outrageousness, gathered here in a section we like to call... 
The Whitt Watch.

"Kiss my bass"
Open dorms become a little fishy 

"Where's the stash?"
Drug dogs run loose in Whittington

"This bathroom's closed"
Student baffled to find bathroom rights denied by Whittington janitor

All  articles are intended for parody purposes only. 
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