Volume 1, Issue 2 -- April 3, 2000

Final Answer?
Kugel concerned about budget crisis; tries luck with Regis

As you the reader may know our campus is experiencing financial trouble. As a result of
this problem many people are trying to come up with solutions to help balance the budget. 
One of the largest and most important figures on our campus wanted to do his part to help.  Our beloved Kugel decided to try his hand at “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” Now let’s join our local ABC affiliate, with the show already in progress...

Regis: Welcome back! We’ve got a new load of contestants ready to play. So, let’s take a look at our next “fastest finger” question. Here it comes:
Regis: Alright everybody, time’s up. Let’s see the answers, in the correct order, starting from the west.
That’s the order, let’s see who did it. 
Ku Gel 6.79 seconds!
Yes, Ku Gel! Good work. He wants to win a million! We’ll be right back! 

The above article was intended for parody purposes only. 
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