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EXCLUSIVE!
Final Answer?
Kugel concerned about budget
crisis; tries luck with Regis
As you the reader may know our campus is experiencing
financial trouble. As a result of
this problem many people are trying to come
up with solutions to help balance the budget.
One of the largest and most important figures
on our campus wanted to do his part to help. Our beloved Kugel decided
to try his hand at “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” Now let’s join our
local ABC affiliate, with the show already in progress...
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| Regis: Welcome back! We’ve got a new
load of contestants ready to play. So, let’s take a look at our next “fastest
finger” question. Here it comes: |
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| Regis: Alright everybody, time’s up.
Let’s see the answers, in the correct order, starting from the west. |
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That’s the order, let’s see who did it.
Ku Gel 6.79 seconds! |
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| Yes, Ku Gel! Good work. He wants to win a
million! We’ll be right back!
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