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EXCLUSIVE!
Final Answer?
Kugel concerned about budget
crisis; tries luck with Regis
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| Regis: Welcome back. Let’s meet Ku
Gel, from Clinton, Mississippi. They tell me you play a very prominent
role in your place of work. What does that mean?
Kugel: Well, I was originally built
as a memorial monument. I sit in a very prominent place on the campus
of Mississippi College and I roll around, floating on a bed of water.
Get it? Prominent roll? Sorry, just a little Kugel humor there. Heh heh. |
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Regis: You’re a very funny guy. Well
Ku, you know the rules by now. You’ve got your
Lifelines: Fifty/fifty, phone a friend, and
ask the audience. It’s all here for you. So if you’re ready Ku Gel, let’s
do it. Let’s play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! |
| Regis: Here it is Ku for $100.
Which of these people is not a professor in the Christian Studies Department?
A. John Meadors
B. Ivan Parke
C. Edward Mahaffey
D. Jonathan Randle
Kugel: Regis, that’s gotta be
D. Jonathan Randle.
Regis: That’s exactly right!
$100!
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| For $200, take a look:
This MCI WorldCom C.E.O. is one of the largest
benefactors of the college.
A. John Lennon
B. Bernie Ebbers
C. John Grisham
D. Trent Lott
Kugel: Well, I know it’s not John Lennon,
cause he’s not from Mississippi. I think I’m gonna go with B. Bernie Ebbers.
I’ve seen him around campus, one time.
Regis: Sure, it’s Bernie Ebbers. |
| Let’s keep going for $300, here it is:
Which of the following is the oldest building
on MC’s campus?
A. Provine Chapel
B. New Men’s Residence Hall
C. Jennings Hall
D. Ratliff Hall
Kugel: Well, I’ve only been around
for a couple of years. While I see a lot of Jennings, some of the other
buildings are unfamiliar. So, I think I’m gonna have to ask the audience. |
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Regis: Okay, audience, Ku Gel needs
your help so please enter what you think is the
correct answer using your keypads. |
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| Regis: Looks like Provine got the
most votes, followed by Jennings. So, what’s it gonna be?
Kugel: Well, I heard Provine was once
used in the Civil War, so I’m gonna stick with the audience on this one.
A. Provine Chapel
Regis: Final answer?
Kugel: Final answer.
Regis: Looks like they were right,
it’s A. Provine Chapel! |
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