Volume 1, Issue 2 -- April 3, 2000

EXCLUSIVE!
Final Answer?
Kugel concerned about budget crisis; tries luck with Regis
Regis: We’re going for $500.

Where does President Howell Todd make his current residence?

A. Asia Minor
B. Farr Hall
C. B.C. Rogers
D. Mary-Nelson

Kugel: Well, I was having dinner with Todd just the other night, and he stated he had a “Farr” walk back to his house, so I’m gonna go with B. Farr Hall.

Regis: Confident?

Kugel: Yes.

Regis: He’s right, it’s Farr Hall! Nice pun by the way, Ku.

Kugel: Well, I try.

Regis: Moving on, we’re up to $1000, here it is.

What was the original name for Hampstead’s restaurant?

A. The Toupee
B. The Scalp
C. The Wig
D. The Choc

Kugel: Well, I hear a lot of the older students on campus referring to a wig of sorts. So either one of their professors is balding, or that’s where they’re going to eat. I’ll go with
C. The Wig

Regis: Is that your final answer?

Kugel: You bet.

Regis: He’s got it, it’s The Wig! Good job.

Doing pretty well here, we’ve got two lifelines left, ten away from a million. We’ll be right back!

<commercial break>

Regis: Welcome back, we’ve got Ku Gel in the hotseat. So, I believe you said you had something to show me earlier.

Kugel: Yeah, you asked me earlier about my role on campus. Well, I just so happen to have a picture of me at work. Can you get a shot of that?
 

Regis: Let me see that. Very cute. Rolling along...
 

The above article was intended for parody purposes only. 
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