"Why don't you slide?"
Home alone in Whittington
the second floor of Hotel Whittington things got a little slippery. For
reasons unknown, someone found it necessary to empty an entire bottle of
shampoo onto the floor of the hall. Students became angry when they
were forced to slide through and dodge white trails of soap as they ventured
did this person feel it necessary to reenact a scene for Home Alone 2?
Was he trying to stop burglars from taking all his valuables? Should
students next expect to dodge paint cans as they walk up the stairs?
While everyone should be protective of their belongings, especially in
Whittington (where, due to broken door locks, any random hitchhiker could
walk in off Highway 80). However, I think this takes it too far.
it actually a student who did this? Could it be a way to save more
money? Is the budget so bad that instead of mopping the floors they
just splash shampoo onto it now? How far will these cuts go?
Iím afraid that next we will have to resort to using leaves in the place
of Savoy. -- Shaggy Phat
article was intended for parody purposes only.
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