reaches new level
Choctaws take control of
MS - Just when athletic officials thought it was safe to take out the swords
and tomahawks, The Whittington Weekly has learned of a recent
event that may foreshadow an excessive outbreak of school spirit at the
upcoming game this weekend.
Earlier this week the “Backyard Brawl” spilt
out of our backyard into a Jackson location of the computer superstore
One anonymous student was shopping in the store and noticed that all of
the monitors in the back displayed a cryptic message scrolling across the
screen: “MILLSAPS COLLEGE RULES!”
closer examination, the student discovered that the computer's screen saver
had been tampered with and that Gateway Computers in no way endorsed Millsaps
as their favorite to win the big game. Suddenly, in a burst of Choctaw
spirit, the student rushed the keyboard and rearranged the offensive phrase
so that it read: “MC RULES SAPS!” Smiling, the student stepped back to
admire his work.
In an unrelated incident, the student also
attempted to purchase a digital camera that day, but after inquiring about
some prices to an inCOMPetence
“Sales Associate,” the employee disappeared into the back room to “check
on that” and never returned. -- Grandmaster
article was intended for parody purposes only.
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