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About Us
Weekly staff unplugged
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 Name:
Shaggy Phat
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Date of Birth: Unknown
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Place of Birth: Delaware
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Height: 5’11”
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Weight: 312
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Favorite Food: Scooby Snax
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Favorite Restaurant: CiCi’s Pizza
(all you can eat)
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Favorite Movie: Caveman,
starring Ringo Starr
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Favorite Actor: Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)
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Favorite Band: Josie and the Pussycats
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Personality: Shaggy is a little unstable
mentally. After being subjected to countless hours of Richard Simmons work
out videos and Shaka-Khan songs he has developed the ability to talk with
inanimate objects. As a result of the constant beatings he receives from
E.Z.
Mac, he chooses to spend most of his
time alone with Scooby-Doo. Only the power of Grandmaster
Sexay can bring him back to reality.
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Personal Quote: “I will not condone
a course of action that will lead my people to war.”
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articles are intended for parody purposes only.
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