Volume 1, Issue 2 -- April 3, 2000




    About Us 
    Weekly staff unplugged
  • Name: Shaggy Phat 
  • Date of Birth: Unknown
  • Place of Birth: Delaware
  • Height: 5’11”
  • Weight: 312
  • Favorite Food: Scooby Snax
  • Favorite Restaurant:  CiCi’s Pizza (all you can eat)
  • Favorite Movie:  Caveman, starring Ringo Starr
  • Favorite Actor: Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)
  • Favorite Band: Josie and the Pussycats
  • Personality: Shaggy is a little unstable mentally. After being subjected to countless hours of Richard Simmons work out videos and Shaka-Khan songs he has developed the ability to talk with inanimate objects. As a result of the constant beatings he receives from E.Z. Mac, he chooses to spend most of his time alone with Scooby-Doo. Only the power of Grandmaster Sexay can bring him back to reality. 
  • Personal Quote:  “I will not condone a course of action that will lead my people to war.”


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