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Final Answer? Part Deux
Kugel concerned about budget crisis; tries luck with Regis

Geraldo: What a sad, sad day for Clinton, Mississippi. Ku Gel will now leave this whole controversy empty handed, robbed of the prize money. Jane Wells has apparently been caught in a mob of angry college students who are protesting outside of the Clinton courthouse.  That’s all for this edition of Rivera Live. Tune in tomorrow for our follow-up coverage where our guest will be MCI WorldCom CEO, Bernard Ebbers.  We’ll get his take on the trial. Until then, good night.

Epilogue: After a disheartening legal defeat, the Kugel returned to the campus of [you know where] and was greeted with a hero’s reception. In honor of his Choctaw spirit, college administration awarded “Ku Gel” a new flowerbed (they couldn’t afford a medal that big) for his viewing enjoyment in the Piazza.  In addition to this, The Whittington Weekly decided to give the Kugel his own column on their site, which will begin in the Fall 2000 semester.

THE END? Yes!

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