Volume 1, Issue 3 -- April 20, 2000
 
 

 

 

 

 

 
2. Chrestman Hall 
The Promised Land  

 
Chrestman, viewed from Mt. Nebo,  
in the Jordan valley. 

Chrestman Hall, the place all freshmen women call home, is the sister dorm of Whittington. She is located, on purpose, as far away from her brother as possible. Chrestman’s inhabitants have cast spells on all the men of our college. The guys seek out the lobby of this holy place like Moses searched for the promised land. The dorm has 
a magical force that calls out into the night like a siren from greek mythology. The lure of this great place, this land flowing with milk and “Honeys”, is too great for any male to resist.  
-- Shaggy Phat 


The above article was intended for parody purposes only.  
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