2. Chrestman Hall
The Promised Land
Chrestman, viewed from Mt.
Nebo,
in the Jordan valley.
Chrestman Hall, the place all freshmen women
call home, is the sister dorm of Whittington. She is located, on purpose,
as far away from her brother as possible. Chrestman’s inhabitants have
cast spells on all the men of our college. The guys seek out the lobby
of this holy place like Moses searched for the promised land. The dorm
has
a magical force that calls out into the night
like a siren from greek mythology. The lure of this great place, this land
flowing with milk and “Honeys”, is too great for any male to resist.
-- Shaggy Phat
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