1. Asia Minor
Parking for Students
The view of Whittington from
your parking space in Asia Minor.
This is Asia Minor, the parking lot across
Highway 80. Everytime you leave campus and do not return until after ten
o’clock expect to park here. There are a few small problems you must
face, however. First, this parking lot has no lighting so chances
are that your belongings are not safe while your car is here. You
could take everything out of your car back to the safety of your dorm room,
except for the fact that you must keep from getting run over while crossing
one of the largest Highways in Clinton. Finally, you might want to
bring binoculars, and pack a sack lunch, because this parking lot is so
far away that you can hardly see your dorm. -- Shaggy Phat
The above
article was intended for parody purposes only.
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